02 Oct Crossed Up with STL GLD
Here’s another segment for ya: Crossed-Up. Everyone deserves a bit of fun. So let’s give it to the artists for a second. We ask the questions they wish they knew why we’re dishing them up. Confused? Good. They may not like them, they may not know how to answer them. But somehow you know who they are afterwards. Enjoy.
BNM: To begin, please give us your ideal introduction for STL GLD on The Tonight Show:
STL GLD: Here are 2 guys that are pretty cool. Give it up for STL GLD. (O____o)
Y’all are rather risqué in your marketing. If you were a Pornhub category, what would you be and why?
Ass Rimmers Anonymous, because we spit hot shit.
We hate Guy Fieri… Like a lot. Do you have any cooking show hosts you hold a nemesis-type relationship with?
Paula Dean, she looks a f***king b***ch on heat, if she was r***d by a pack of…. you get it.
What is the most peculiar type of person from Boston?
STL GLD looks like an acronym… If it was, what would it stand for?
So Totally Likeable Great Looking Dudes.
Which Lethal Weapon is your favorite? Do you even like Mel Gibson? He’s iffy.
See question 3. (Paula Dean, is the answer to this haha.)
Name one dip you might possibly use on pizza… If you don’t dip pizza in anything, name one type of dip you’d hate to spill on your pizza.
Moe: Bleu Cheese
If Ellen DeGeneres were a power ranger, what power ranger would she be? What color would you guys be?
She’d be the black power ranger, have you seen her moves? We’d be GLD.
As a duo, a thorough knowledge of legendary duos must be acquired. Who is your favorite duo of all time and why?
Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers. Because we’re classy.
Finally, if you guys could describe your styles in 5 songs total, what would they be?
J Dilla – Wild
Zapp & Roger – I Wanna Be Your Man
Death Cab For Cutie – What Sarah Said
Fleet Foxes – Blue Ridge Mountains
Raekwon – Incarcerated Scarfaces